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Sounds

These are sound files I've recorded.

Gaynor!.au (27KiB)
This is a recording of my friend Dan Gaynor in about 1992.
MerryMan.au (27KiB)
Lt. Cmdr. Worf in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Q-pid”, saying “Sir, I protest, I am not a merry man!”
Nacho.au (21KiB)
Our exchange student from Spain who lived with us '95-'96.
Orowheat.au (31KiB)
From the Orowheat bread TV commercial: “We believe in time, care and Master Bakers like Jack.”
Deactivated-Data.au (61KiB)
From the movie Star Trek: Generations, Cmdr. Data saying “I cannot continue with this investigation. I wish to be deactivated until Dr. Crusher can remove the emotion chip.”
Emotions-Data.au (23KiB)
From the movie Star Trek: Generations, Cmdr. Data saying “Sir, I no longer want these emotions!”
Lifeforms-Data.au (162KiB)
From the movie Star Trek: Generations, Cmdr. Data singing a song about scanning for lifeforms.
Yes-Data.au (27KiB)
From the movie Star Trek: Generations, Cmdr. Data exclaiming “Yes!” after they blew up the bad guys.
Cannons and Castles Fanfare (453KiB)
High-quality version of the opening fanfare from Cannons and Castles, in Macintosh System 7 Sound format, Stuffed and Bin-Hexed.
Cannons.wav (331KiB)
Same as above, but in Windows WAV format, zipped.