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Oregon Weather (Sunday, November 16th, 2003) | ![]() |
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Defensive Umbrellaing: The art of anticipating changes in the wind and aiming one's umbrella appropriately so as to shield one's head from most of the rain (the rest of the body being a lost cause); also, to prevent the umbrella from being caught by the changing wind and flipped inside-out. |
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Random Quote | ![]() |
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“Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Say a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.”
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