Oregon Weather (Sunday, November 16th, 2003) |
Defensive Umbrellaing: The art of anticipating changes in the wind and aiming one's umbrella appropriately so as to shield one's head from most of the rain (the rest of the body being a lost cause); also, to prevent the umbrella from being caught by the changing wind and flipped inside-out. |
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“Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.”
- Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895 |